"So what exactly is this creation you hold so cautious in your meaty little hands tentacles or what have you. Well my friend you are holding a very powerful and unstable key to a new realm of thinking somewhat similar to a lowly bathroom key perhaps attached to a belly pan dipped in piss found at most grimey gas station cafes across the galaxy. A porthole of swill if you will."
Ocean Retarded is a mini book / zine jammed pack full of drawings, scrawling texts and comics  created by Lyle Schultz, Dirty Mike, Fulltime Barbarian, Lee, The Vaughn Finger Collector & Dan.
This scrapbook of mayhem is available in it's entirdirty for free online as a .pdf Download Ocean Retarded.